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May 1, 2014 Leave a comment

Today I had my annual visit to the ladydoctor. All went well as I’m generally pretty healthy. I did have to change my name because of the whole getting married thing, so I wasn’t too surprised when the doctor asked me if we were thinking about having kids.

Note: The gynecologist is the only person I will accept that question from because it is, literally, her business.

At any rate, I told her that we weren’t planning on getting pregnant any time soon. She smiled and nodded and said, “Okay, well, when you do, let us know and we can go over what you need to do.”

I know that she meant so we could discuss things like genetic testing and pre-natal vitamins and all that rigmarole…but it took every fiber of my being to not say, “Pretty sure I know what we need to do. Done it before. Isn’t too difficult. They even make videos!”

Before you ask, yes, I have spent most of today giggling about that.